What do you do when you’re stuck planning the best route to a heartbreaking breakup? Some take the easy way out with the classic ghosting, others may even go with the “we’re better as friends” approach, but when none of the traditional options work, perhaps you should consult the new …
Man Outsmarts Drivers Parking Too Close with This Expensive Hack
When a man in the German town of Oberkassel had one too many encounters with people parking their cars too close to his driveway, he put himself up to the task of finding a way to legally block off the stretch of roadside parking. The result turned out to be …
Sources: TopSpeed
Photo by Evan Kirby on Unsplash
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Take Oktoberfest Everywhere You Go with This Hilarious Costume
Munich may have poured the last beer of Oktoberfest 2017, but that doesn’t mean the celebration has to be packed away for twelve long months. No, I’m not talking about wearing your lederhosen to the Christmas party or Maifest — that is rarely ever okay –I’m talking about the costume that’ll …
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Court: German Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Not Serious Enough
Pastafarians in the German town of Templin, birthplace of German Chancellor Angela Merkel, are up in arms after their attempt to advertise the times for their weekly services at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the town’s entrance was denied by local judges who cite, among other things, a lack of vision …
Sources: Bild
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Having something go wrong in the bedroom during sex is one nightmare. Having to call for paramedics makes it even more ghastly. Having to call after a threesome goes terribly wrong? Well, now that’s sure to land you in the news. A man in the German town of Bad Breisig had to …
Sources: DailyMail
Photo: Romain [Flickr] (nsfw)
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Man vs Car: Moment Man Attacks Moving Car in Germany Captured
A group of drivers along a roadway in the German town of Tönisvorst, just outside of Krefeld, faced a moment of disbelief when a man randomly decided to attack a moving car, hanging onto the roof as the driver makes maneuvers to release him. Police have said the 24-year-old man appears to be suffering …
Sources: DailyMail
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How This Father/Daughter Road Trip Ended in a Convertible of Poop
Yes, we all know now that everybody poops, but when it comes to a farm full of cows, that manure can’t just be flushed and forgotten. For a very unfortunate dad and his daughter in Germany, that somewhere happened to be in their convertible… with them still in it! How does …
Sources: AP
Photo: Polizei Dachau
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Sources: Express
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During a tennis tournament in Hawaii on Saturday, the game between the US and German women’s team was filled with controversy before the match even started. In a moment when each team is given respect with the playing of their national anthem’s, the German players were met with the most offensive version …
Sources: CNN
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Wintery weather can take a toll on us, but for one poor fox trying to navigate through the snowy terrain along Germany’s Danube river, the harsh conditions proved to be too much as a hunter later discovered its fate, frozen inside a tomb of ice. Franz Stehle, who runs a small hotel in …
Sources: AP
Photo: Johannes Stehle/dpa via AP