Having something go wrong in the bedroom during sex is one nightmare. Having to call for paramedics makes it even more ghastly. Having to call after a threesome goes terribly wrong? Well, now that’s sure to land you in the news.
A man in the German town of Bad Breisig had to do just that after two of the women he was having a sexual adventure with landed themselves with broken bones. One went flying over the balcony and the other slipped trying to save her.
Both women laid there helpless with broken bones galore and the uninjured was left to recount the tale to the paramedics who arrived for what might have been their most interesting call of the day. Maybe the week.
So how does one go flying off a balcony during a threesome? While that may sound like the setup to a joke, the “serious” answer is what the man involved called “position quarrel”. Unfortunately for the two women, neither of them won that steamy argument.