German Court To Decide If Size Really Matters In Indecent Exposure Case

By Stephen Fuchs on Email @StephenWFuchs

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In August of 2013, a delivery man in Germany was accused of exposing his own “package” when a teenage girl answered the door to accept something her family had ordered, and now the case has gone to court where the man is contesting the allegation, claiming that he wasn’t well enough endowed for that to be the case.

The 54-year-old man, who is going by the name of Herbert O, was advised by his lawyer to refuse a settlement fine and instead fight the case, regardless of the embarrassment it might bring.

Herbert’s wife was called to the stand to testify to his lack in size, publicly telling her husband, ““I’m sorry, darling, but your penis is too short to hang out of your trousers.”

Hoping to settle the matter, Herbert’s lawyer suggested the Judge herself take a peak at the man’s genitalia. Judge Ulrike Andrees, being uncomfortable with having to take a look herself, requested that the local coroners’ office do the dirty work by taking an exact measurement.

The results may take months to come out, which seems a bit long to measure something so small, but if Herbert’s claim happens to be true, it may be one of the first times that a court decides that size really does matter.


Sources: The Local
Photo: Daniel Zedda [Flickr]

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Stephen Fuchs
Stephen founded German Pulse and LGBT Germany out of a passion to introduce Americans to a Germany that goes beyond beer and polka (although with enough beer he has been known to polka it up a bit). He's a coffee addict, lover of wine and good times, a hit in the kitchen and editor of TV commercials. You can follow him on Twitter (@StephenWFuchs) to find out a lot more.
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