Have you ever found yourself in Germany all horned up but couldn’t make that satisfying connection? Well Germany feels your pain, and with a new website created by the German Federal Center for Health Education, you can find all the right ways to find your catch and make it a pleasurable experience for all parties.
Zanzu (NSFW) is a $136,000 sex-ed website that gives tourists the tools to master the art of love and seduction in Germany.
It covers the basics of porn, masturbation, striking up a conversation to obtain your hookup mate, taking one’s virginity, getting a prostitute, how to handle that otherwise awkward after-sex conversation, and even the ins and outs of having sex with a pregnant woman.
Seriously, Germany has pretty much taken all the guesswork out of finding that casual love affair.
You can check out the Zanzu site for yourself, but I must warn you, this is probably one of those tourism sites best left for browsing at home.